An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....
"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"
Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!
Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!
by daldab February 12, 2012
Get the Facebook Showoff mug.Drew: "Good lord have you seen Michelle's wall lately?"
Tara: "I know right?! Josh is facebooking his territory all over, in and around that..."
Drew: "He's liked the last 20 things posted, he's the king of facebooking your territory."
Tara: "I wonder if he'll pee on her leg to ward off the others when we go camping next weekend baha"
Tara: "I know right?! Josh is facebooking his territory all over, in and around that..."
Drew: "He's liked the last 20 things posted, he's the king of facebooking your territory."
Tara: "I wonder if he'll pee on her leg to ward off the others when we go camping next weekend baha"
by TylerDurden44 June 10, 2010
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I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.
by sokirk September 29, 2011
Get the Facebook friend mug.To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.
A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?
B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.
B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.
by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009
Get the Facebook Grooming mug.The waiting period you assign to accepting a friend request on facebook, similar to waiting a few days to call someone you met at a bar.
"dude, accept that friend request... she's so hot!" "Nah man, i'm lettin that facebook marinate for a few days... she's gonna have to wait it out."
"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."
"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."
by lebowski166 April 14, 2009
Get the Facebook Marinate mug.somone who blatentally has a crush on the persons page they are visiting. they feel compelled to do things to them for no reason espesially throwing pies, and poking them.
by haha gotya October 30, 2009
Get the facebook love mug.Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.
A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.
A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.
duckface photo with beverage in hand
So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!
So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!
by person superior to hashtaggers November 15, 2012
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