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“I hung out with Will and I had to eat the sun. It tasted like battery acid.”
“I hung out with Will and I had to eat the sun. It tasted like battery acid.”
by Dragonkum March 6, 2020
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Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.
Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.
by wmspaceman August 2, 2009
Get the Phone Eating mug.When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.
Meant as a sign of longevity.
Meant as a sign of longevity.
Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"
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by LarryB2015 June 6, 2015
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