dump brush

Simultaneously taking a dump while brushing your teeth.

As a nightly routine, Johnny would always take a dump brush before going to bed.

by Bubblebutt5 June 20, 2012

the best dump

the exhiliration you feel after getting out of a shitty relationship.

Wow...the was the best dump i have ever had!

by wardrobitch March 5, 2011

tavern dump

The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.

Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.

by OctobersFate August 22, 2011

knowledge dump

The act of writing everything you know on a test or exam - usually followed by a feeling of heavy relief or fatigue.

Patrick: Just had a huge knowledge dump - my brain hurts.
Caroline: You should take a nap!

by LOL404 June 14, 2011

Dump a Lump

1. To shit; The act of shitting

Variations:

Dump Lumps

Yo bro I'll be right back I have to dump a lump.

I have to dump lumps right now.

by Ruppthritis June 15, 2011

Dump Strut

The awkward swagger that someone has when walking to the restroom and trying to hold in a load of crap.

I just saw my boss Dump Strut down the hall. Wouldn't it be great if the door was locked.

by thatbeme October 31, 2011

think dump

a bowel movement that is taken when one has a tough problem that needs to be solved and a solution can only be found with 10 or more minutes of un-interrupted minutes on the toilet.

Anthony had a tough assignment at work, he promptly went to the bathroom to take a think dump.

by arcatchmang September 25, 2011