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detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza
Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"
by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017
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Douche Bag

Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.

7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"

"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"

"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
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douche splosh

an asshole of teh biggest order!
Rehman Malik is a real douche splosh for banning motorcycles from coming on the road in Karachi.
by distressedcivilian November 15, 2012
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retro-douche

Someone who tries to act like the a-holes us poor folks had to deal with in the 70s and in my case the 80s. They can be seen wearing leasure suits or wearing something that looks like it's from the old days but really isn't. There usually found in advertisement but have been known to exist off stage.
ashton kutcher from that 70s show, will ferrel, and the McNuggets guy are retro-douche role models.

There's a retro-douche behind everything falsely celebrated.
by justasurvivor December 23, 2012
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Douche Kill

Camping in call of duty or other fps in totally fucked places with the gayest weapons possible. Gayest weapons can include but are not limited to sniper rifles with acog scope, silenced shotguns, tomahawks, grenades cooked in a suicidal fashion, dual Uzis, energy hammers, c4, urine, sea urchins, power legs(duke nukem mp), rpgs, throwing knifes, and of course bags of dicks.
laying prone at the top of ladders with a shotgun. Laying prone on stairs waiting for a fag to kill. Sitting behind a door.Where no one has every tried to camp before, so they would never expect it is really the general rule for true douche kills. Personally i like to duck behind a desk like a boss with a shotgun while making quotes such as ya fired, or step into my office, we do not negotiate with fags, Im the boss i need the info, etc.......JUST BE A DICK AND YOU TO CAN DOUCHe KILL
by Dymeleon January 10, 2013
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LA Douche

A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.

*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.

*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012
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Douche Suitcase

A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...
Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.
by Joe umich81 September 6, 2013
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