divine sanction

When you take a shit, and you wipe and the toilet paper is perfectly clean, so you don't have to wipe again.

Jimmy was making out with Diane, but then he had to take a shit. Luckily for him it was a divine sanction, so he didn't have to waste any time wiping.

by pagefault February 13, 2004

divorced bit lad

A lad that drinks by himself. A lad that solely has only one friend, being himself.

I was standing by the bar, like a divorced bit lad.

by Chachnian Rebel October 17, 2005

Diva mode

An attitude of a polished chick, the way she carries herself. A diva in training not quite there yet maybe cuz of age, affiliation or lack of experience.

She was in diva mode!

by Thadondiva October 1, 2007

diva shit

term that gay men use when they like something or about something that makes them feel more like a woman

see this here black mink that i am about to wear to this xmas charity event...thats diva shit...

by oni the kid January 20, 2009

Divasaurus

A DIVASAURUS is a powerful woman with too many things going on, complains about everything but most of all has a great heart and loves to find more ways to DIVASIZE the world!

divagirldivasaurus

by Zanade March 12, 2009

Divabag

The combination of a diva and a douche bag all wrapped into one. When your girl friend is acting like a stuck up diva and a douche bag at the same time. Or when your guy friend is acting like a complete tool while being feminine.

God Megan, you are being such a divabag right now.

by rooster08 April 30, 2009

Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009