dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

DILDO

ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn

you:mom get the dildo, dad just left the house

your mom:ooo it’s getting freaky tonight!

by THE DEFINITIONS ARE REAL! January 16, 2018

Dildo

A colorful object like a hard gummy worm that vibrates

Mommy can I use your dildo gummy worm it feels nice on my leg

by FinForFlin June 7, 2023

Dildo Fuckins

a state of mind

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!

by McDinolds May 14, 2017

All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

army dildo

Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated

The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man

by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018

Dildo head

A person who is really gay.

That guy is a dildo head.Because he is with a man.

by calebleo9 December 31, 2018