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dinglestone 

1)A small pebble one acquires on the road along the coast of Dingle, Ireland. The descendants of this region are partial to placing them on the mantle as a nostalgic gesture.
2)The final phase of transformation of the dingleberry, the melding of Toilet paper and fecal matter which ensares itself in orbit around the sphinctoid.
1)My Uncle Seamus mistakenly placed his own dingleberries on the mantel alongside his snott balls and toe jam until they hardened to dinglestones. He had never been to Ireland so had never seen that the stones in Dingle were more of a greyish tone than his brown progeny.
2)She had produced a sharp dinglestone which caused a stabbing pain on her inner ass cheek., but others complimented on her sexy new style of walk. She was torn about removing the little fella, whom she had affectionately dubbed O'Heinehy.
dinglestone by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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Dingus McKringus 

A person who is such a jackass they make your brain cells commit mass suicide one by one until your brain turns into pink Jell-O.
John is such a Dingus McKringus.
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A single dingle berry that has been crusted over and has been hanging on for days defying the laws of ass wiping
I've had this dingler for days man
Dingler by Blixem March 7, 2015

Quandale Dingle 

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.
Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

quandale dingle 

goofy ahh name
person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

Boom-Dinger

Having an erection lasting for more than four hours.
I had an erection from 1 to 5 it was a Boom-Dinger
Boom-Dinger by DUHHH-HIIIIIRK July 13, 2012

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson 

A hot guy
Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now