Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
by rustachio April 25, 2009
Get the Post-Shartum Depressionmug. Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.
by thesitch18 October 17, 2010
Get the Post-shore Depressionmug. The inevitable sadness that will overcome all Lost fans in the world following the season finale of the final season of Lost. Symptoms include lack of looking forward to anything, lethargy, and obsessive watching of crappy new TV shows in attempt to fill the void.
Man Lost is about to end... I'm not looking forward to this as much as I should be. Gonna be some serious Post Lost Depression.
by Bearcats556 May 19, 2010
Get the Post Lost Depressionmug. James aren't you playing baseball?
Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression
Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression
by waterpolo4life October 31, 2011
Get the water polo depressionmug. The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.
by IdiotFish March 17, 2011
Get the Depressed cupboard cheesecakemug. When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds, subsequently dumping, or being dumped by, the rebound. The person becomes doubly depressed as they didn't properly grieve for the first relationship, so are projecting their feelings onto the rebound break up.
"God, She really needs to get over Stan. They only dated for like three weeks and she's so cut up about it"
"Don't you know, she broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years just before. It's just rebound double depression"
"Don't you know, she broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years just before. It's just rebound double depression"
by Doublydepressed September 19, 2009
Get the Rebound Double Depressionmug. that empty feeling after watching spider-man no way home. when you literally can't stop thinking about it. your fyp probably only consists of spider-man spoilers or content. you felt all the imaginable emotions and now your mental health is damaged
by aneteedits December 18, 2021
Get the post nwh depressionmug.