A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
by big peeps October 23, 2003

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019

by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017

by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
by jason_litty July 2, 2024

by MarianneMil March 4, 2022
