Crispy Cream

A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.

She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.

by fatazzpandaman October 15, 2014

cream of fag

side dish to douchebagel

Person1: douchebagel?
person2: LOL
person2: does it come with cream of fag?

by RacherZ August 1, 2008

Ice cream

Cream of ice

I like ice cream

by Nutella is the bomest June 24, 2016

Boston Cream

When a man is getting a blowjob and when he cums, he does it on a donut and the person eats it afterwards.

That chick gave me a Boston Cream last night.

by JtotheBry December 29, 2012

cream doughnut

When you have a blister on the end of your finger and it pops whilst fingering a girl

Me : bro why did you pop your blister

Slade : didn't mean to man accidentally gave some bird a cream doughnut

by sladedidthis October 5, 2015

cream beam

A load of stringy ejaculate that manages to stay in long piece.

"I shot a cream beam right on her face!"

Length: From forehead to chin

by DiddleDoodleDickNoodle September 11, 2016

sweet cream

fat ass gutter slut internet whore

that sweet cream sure is a pathetic loser.

by look October 5, 2003