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Wantagh Cowboy 

A big burly bad boy who is equally comfortable in a saloon or camping in the 'Daks.
He knows that everyone wants to be an outlaw until there is outlaw shit to do. Armed with that information he still attends country music concerts on a regular basis at Mulcahy's and Jones Beach. He meanders along the Wantagh Parkway and Sunrise Highway aboard his trusty steed Rav4 or square body pickup. Dreaming of a class B.
He will whisper or shout while telling you a story in excruciating detail.
If you run across him tread lightly,
kindly purchase him a cadillac margarita, tip your hat and mosey on along.
The saloon doors flew open and coming in hot a figure entered. We all gasped, it was the "Wantagh Cowboy"!
He sauntered up to the bar, his bride at his side with empty six shooter hands and shouted, "Yee Haw" while ordering a Cadillac Margarita. "Don't forget the triple sec he exclaimed."
Wantagh Cowboy by Days1 June 24, 2024

coldwater cowboy

Full time boat cruise captain, part time lumberjack, sometime supervisor.
The "Coldwater Cowboy" is most noted for leaving a fiasco in his boat wake, a disaster in his wood chips and a few tears in the hoistway.

Neon Cowboy 

A smooth talking charmer who sweeps you off your feet at night but disappears by morning light. Fake cowboy, all heat, no heart.
I know his type, he’s a Neon Cowboy that just wants a one night stand.
Neon Cowboy by Bobsagets October 23, 2024

Canadian Cowboy Hat 

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.
I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.
Canadian Cowboy Hat by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

Commonwealth cowboy 

A "Commonwealth Cowboy" refers to men from smaller communities within Commonwealth nations (UK, Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand) who embody a blend of rugged practicality and quiet confidence. They are typically sturdy and dependable individuals, known for their willingness to work hard and their genuine, straightforward communication style. Unlike those focused on image, they possess practical skills and a grounded nature, offering a sense of security and respect through their competence and kindness. This archetype represents a refreshing authenticity rooted in real-world abilities rather than superficial displays.
Woman: On our way to dinner, my date pulled over to change a strangers tire, just said, “can’t leave ‘em stranded”. I swear men from the prairies are built different.

Friend: sounds like he’s a commonwealth cowboy

bloody cowboy 

When the time right, but time month is wrong. One must remove the tampon, holster it is as a lasso, and swing it around flinging blood everywhere, while yelling yeehaww ,thus resembling a cowboy lassoing a bull.
Omg Finley, no way you got with that trany last night

Finley: Dude I went bloody cowboy with her/ her all night