When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitors’ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.
The Covid-💉 perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.
by Covido November 16, 2020
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“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!
by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020
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Which event is less likely to happen: catching Donald J. Trump telling the truth, or being struck by Covid-🎰?
by Covido November 17, 2020
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by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020
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When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.
by M-Appolo November 20, 2020
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While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.
by Covido November 21, 2020
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