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cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
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racist crooked cop

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities
Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities
by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024
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cost-cop

The Costco worker that scans your items
When I retrieved my bags from the cost-cop, I thanked them and walked to my car.

Turns out it was Liza Koshy!
by BeefGivesYouLuck._.w0w March 4, 2018
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cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)
This cop truly is a worthless prick
by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024
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Cop crow

A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.
I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.
by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022
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Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.
look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
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cop pocket

When there's a cop car on the road and all the surrounding drivers are afraid to pass it.
The cop is going 10 mph under the speed limit, he's not going to arrest you for going the speed limit, GET ME OUT OF THIS COP POCKET!
by crickle August 10, 2015
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