dumb clutch syndrome

when someone who has driven a manual vehicle, changes to driving an automatic vehicle for a long time then goes back to driving a manual vehicle and keep stalling the manual vehicle every time when slowing down to stop without using the clutch of the manual vehicle.

I haven't driven a manual vehicle for such a long time that I have developed dumb clutch syndrome, I keep stalling the vehicle every time I stop by not using the clutch because I usually drive an automatic!

by Rolie. Dr August 28, 2021

blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 2, 2017

clench of the dragonfly

A for profit clench/schism/subsect of the Church of the Subgenius, with a specific intent to buy out J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, own and dominate, the Church of the Subgenius.

A fraternal club of freaks, weirdos, and other unusual creatures.

Your grounded for going to that "Clench of the Dragonfly" cult meeting.

Joining the "Clench of the Dragonfly" is the stupidest idea ever.

Those greedy bastards at "Clench of the Dragonfly" will never raise the 5.5 billion dollars needed to buy out "Bob"

by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004

clutch

a.an act of goodness. doing something that inspires and delights others.
b.an item which brings joy to others.

a.scoring that six pack of amberbach was so clutch.
b.these tostitos are so clutch.

by luvdacheese247 November 21, 2004

pizza came in clutch

someone that finds you so inspirational that they think anything you say is a quote

person:"Pizza came in clutch"
someone who finds the person inspirationl:"Does that mean you ordered pizza or is it a saying?

by 663373882 May 15, 2021

crunch

1.when a joke has been played on a person
2.when a person isnt right but thinks they are
3.when a person is in a wack situation

1.Lataquanesha got her crunch when her baby daddy showed up to her house with his new boyfriend.

by elisha December 18, 2003

Clonch

An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.

I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.

by Woodrow J November 9, 2010