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Poohs Clown

to apply clown make-up to one's face with faeces
Harold makes a good poohs clown
by Poohs Clown August 3, 2007
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The Day of Clowns

The Day of Clowns is a date where we celebrate clowns. Taking place on November 26, we gift clowns and celebrate a year of the clowns survival in the world.
"OH SHIT! I forgot today was The Day of Clowns! I gotta get my cousin clown a gift!"
by Lubbi November 15, 2019
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shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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Border clown

A Border clown is a term used to describe a person of any Hispanic decent, who makes weak attempts at humor but fails.
Wow ,George Lopez sure is a Border clown.
by thlugger October 19, 2016
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clown corner

a corner where, someone is put in and also where they are then made fun of.
Guy: Imma send this kid into the clown corner
Kid: What?!!?!?!
*everyone starts laughing at the kid*
by fjuefhe78whfw8rhw8rh November 27, 2019
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Blow the Clown

While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.
Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).
by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010
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Nonce Clown

A clown who's also a pedophile.
by HornyNonce October 24, 2020
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