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cheese my buns 

when you put a slice of cheese on the anus and lick it through
cheese my buns by daddy hatt February 17, 2020

Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.
Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

Cheese grater 

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles
Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

Cheese stick v1 

A cheese stick is a way to describe an oddly built blond white guy. He is most likely an eshay owns dumb tns and is extremely malnourished. Depending on how many there are they can have different versions. They may also have concerning close friendships with the boys
Look! Cheese stick v1 is walking down the hall with cheese stick stick v2!

cheese trumpet 

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.
“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”
cheese trumpet by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020