Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.
by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015
Get the buttered carrot mug.Quite often a massive amorphous sack of lard who also appears to be humanoid. Their diet consists of butter, deep fried twinkies and vegetables (HAH just kidding. That would never happen.) They also have this idea that dieting got them this way and that all women are oppressed just because 'Butter Tutters themselves are unappealing.
Joey: Hey Mark? Have you ever encountered a butter tutter before?
Mark: I've fought them before, yes.
Joey: How do you defeat them?
Mark: That's easy . You either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.
Mark: I've fought them before, yes.
Joey: How do you defeat them?
Mark: That's easy . You either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.
by Radiated Lobster? February 27, 2018
Get the Butter Tutter mug.His last name describes it all, His hair is dipped in melted butter twice per day giving it a smooth and slippery texture.
Man did you know that that the USA invaded Iraq because they found Lucas Butters hair dipping pot there,
by Volki July 15, 2018
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when a woman is seemingly attractive but ends up having an attractive body with an f'ed up face.
"Don't be a butterface, where evrything is good, 'butther' face"
"Don't be a butterface, where evrything is good, 'butther' face"
Person #1: damn, look at that chick!
Person #2: *chick turns around to be hideous* ugh, you mean that butter face?
Person #1: dammit, the cake is a lie.
Person #2: *chick turns around to be hideous* ugh, you mean that butter face?
Person #1: dammit, the cake is a lie.
by aono November 15, 2009
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