Waste-basket

The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to:

1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you

2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work

3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper

I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk"

Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."

Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed.

by SyKnEsS 1 March 19, 2011

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Reggie Miller ( UCLA ) is the NBA All-Time leader in 3 pt. field goals made and attempted. Reggie has spent his entire 18 year career with the Indiana Pacers. Is the 13th player in NBA history to score more than 25,000 points.

The Phat 5 greatest All-Time shooter is Reggie Miller, Reggie would battle another of the Phat 5 greats the greatest of them all. Michael Jordan ( UNC ). Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 18, 2005

easter basket

When a man paints his testicles different colors then slaps them on someone's forehead so as to leave a decoration behind.

I got so pissed at her, I gave her an easter basket.

by Cap16 July 16, 2008

Basketball

The best sport ever created. It's what I live for, it takes skill to play it, you need to be fit to play. You see some of those NBA players who just play for the money, and they walk up and down the court wile real players are running and scoring on them. Honeslty, if you don't like it, eat shi.

Girl 1: Hey, you coming to basketball practice tonight?
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

by AllDayBaller April 20, 2009

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Phat 5 former star, Michael Jordan ( UNC )is the only player in NBA history to win the MVP and Defensive Player of the Year award ( 1988 )during the same season.

To win the scoring title, MVP, All-Star MVP, Slam Dunk Championship, and Defensive Player of the Year award during the same season is a tribute to the Phat 5 of College Basketball and to Michael himself.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 14, 2005

Muffin Basket

When a girl is wearing a short top that exposes her stomach, and wearing a tight skirt or jeans - where the fat rolls over the top of the jeans or skirt, is called the Muffin Basket.

Damn Jerry - that girls got a muffin basket the size of your car!

by Nick from hTown September 14, 2008

Bread Basket

An nonspecific unit of measurement used to quantitate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, recockulessness, etc. Other uses: Bushel Basket (5 Bread Baskets), Jesus Bread Basket (a Bread Basket worth of Bread Baskets), Holy Mother of Basketed Bread (a Break Basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the Big Bang), the Frodo Bread Basket(a Bread Basket thats not quite a Basketful of Bread)

Dylan: What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.

Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009