bordequa

A white girl who is trying to be mexican.

" Look at that girl over there"
" Yea she's a totaly Bordequa"

by Scruff Dawg November 25, 2005

board

If youre down to do something

im so board to go out tonihgt

by DDGREATSKUA October 22, 2006

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017

Boardgasm

You see someone do a skateboarding trick so good you have an orgasm.

That 360 hardflip down the stairset was so good I just had a boardgasm.

by zack mcadoo May 7, 2008

board bunnie

a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too

Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie

by xxpolynormalxx January 21, 2009

Border Runs

The diarrea caused by eating large amounts of mexican food that doesn't agree with you.

"Dude what's taking him so long?"

"Too many tacos. He's got the border runs."

by Apollo Delphi February 14, 2010

borderline diabetic

An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.

Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."

by QuacksO September 3, 2013