Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup
by TDDUP November 16, 2010
The worst. Thinks he's cool cause he's British but actually he is just really just a boring stump of a man.
by JoeBostonHater October 07, 2022
The worst. Thinks he's cool cause he's British but actually he is just really just a boring stump of a man. Likes men and eats horseradish. Plays soccer and not futbol.
by JoeBostonHater October 07, 2022
When you're hanging out with your boys on a trampoline, one of the guys propositions another guy to perform fellatio while the recipient closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. The receiver, which previously promised to return the favor, will then renege on the agreement, having had his member already serviced. The giver, due to extreme embarrassment and/or ridicule, will then have to immediately move to another state. Thus, booking the next available flight out of town.
Patrick tricked Johnathan into a bro job so Johnathan and his entire family had to take a Redeye to Boston.
by Dr. Coctogan October 31, 2019
by Pendleton September 03, 2022
This act can ONLY be done with Bush's Original Boston Baked Beans. Open the can of Beans and gently pour them into a woman's vagina (be sure to scrape every last bean in) afterwards take a couple strips of bacon(I would suggest maple smoked) and insert them in as well. Afterwards you are going to fuck her fast and hard so that the friction cooks the bacon and warms up the beans, you will know when you are done because you will here the sizzle of the bacon. Afterwards pull out and let her clean your penis of the tasty leftovers and then grab a spoon and dig in!
Everybody at the family barbecue enjoyed The Boston Special.
by FilledWithBeans April 28, 2021
When having a menage-a-trois one person takes their fingers and shoves them in the person's ass and gets shit on them to wipe it on their partner's back and the other one cums in the mouth creating the Boston Kreme.
by AdolfObama November 29, 2019