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Barney

A large retarded purple child molesting dinosaur. Also likes to take it in the ass from kids between the ages of 4 thru 9.
Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there!!

Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!

Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!
by imnotreallysure69 December 28, 2008
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Bornem kerel

Ultimate madman, Chad, loves Duvel (the best) beer, usually judged by Puurs-sullen.
Hey have you Seen Den Danny last night he's the biggest Bornem kerel there is.
by Bornem Kerel December 20, 2021
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barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.
Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.
by spidermaguire October 20, 2008
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Bone eye

A look given to one person by another when the former desires to have sex with the latter.
That girl was totally giving me the bone eye, I'm going back for her number.
by jetsetter January 21, 2009
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Bone Tunnel

A slang term used for a vagina.
I wouldn't mind getting into that bone tunnel!
by IRyde March 26, 2009
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Barner System

Noun.

Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.
I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.

She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.
by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011
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Bone Stone

Pharmaceutical means of attaining WOOD. Whether taken through necessity but more than often taken recreationally. i.e. VIAGARA, BLUEY etc.
I'll be up in 40min Val. I gotta take my Bone Stone first love.

That Sophie's gonna gonna get battered later boys. I'll drop my Bone Stone after the pub then bang her like a salavation army drum at hers.
by Matt Morris - The Foresters November 7, 2010
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