Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

viking blowjob

when you suck a dick and braid their pubes with your tongue

i gave my boyfriend a viking blowjob

by vikingbj June 17, 2022

Blowjob Boomerang

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and she spits it back in his face.

Girl #1 : " So, you finally got to hook up with that guy you've been crushing on. How did it go?"
Girl #2 : "That sorry arrogant prick got way too rough with me so he ended up getting a blowjob boomerang."

by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020

Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid

Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?

by 1blueheron December 11, 2024

Poseidon`s blowjob

pooping in the ocean

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will

by AP9910 March 22, 2024

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019