when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes
1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting
by sexy carracal May 19, 2021
Mother in law phones bank looking for Zoo Biscuits, Bank person asks how many would she like to buy.
by MysticCHicken October 11, 2018
fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.
“She looks pretty in all her pictures, but in real life she’s a filter biscuit”
“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”
“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”
by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 23, 2020
A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.
Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
by jasonmaples1 January 04, 2012
That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.
"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"
"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"
by working... December 14, 2015
by Blahhhhhhhg December 18, 2019