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Soggy biscuit

A game where multiple men circle around a biscuit and perform a circle jerk on a biscuit and the last man to ejaculate on the biscuit has to consume the biscuit
Yo I can't believe I had to eat the soggy biscuit
by Toesucker42069 January 20, 2023
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Devil's Biscuits

Ski conditions where the ice is groomed into large chunks of ice. Larger than death cookies
"How are the conditions," "runs full of the devil's Biscuits"
by Grungus1 March 16, 2019
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Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
by WiseCookie August 9, 2018
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Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.
Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"
by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021
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Filter Biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.
“She looks pretty in all her pictures, but in real life she’s a filter biscuit”

“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”
by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 22, 2020
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skimmin' biscuits

when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"
i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz
by wee tamuel October 14, 2008
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Shizz Biscuits

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.
Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!

Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!

HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
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