by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018
Get the homozygous recessive birthday bash smash mug.you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022
Get the half birthday december 5th mug.A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.
by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023
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by vadersfinest October 21, 2009
Get the birthdaying mug.The 29th of December is the birthday of a human being that uses Discord. I am putting this on here to see if somebody from our Discord server finds it.
by Joseph Neutron 23rd November 29, 2023
Get the Jay's Birthday mug.A Southern California regional holiday in which participants use their own birthdays to honor the modern legacy of Bleather by Blucas. Bleather by Blucas is a range of leather apparel developed by "Blucas," an amalgam of the fictional character Riley Finn from the Buffyverse and the actor that portrays him, Marc Blucas.
How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."
by Bleather Boo September 5, 2017
Get the Bleather Birthday mug.The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.
14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
by TEEGUY December 31, 2024
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