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jo-bird

1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.

2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!

Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
by Joanna and Sami January 4, 2008
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clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!
"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"
by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014
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big bird

I was so pissed at this man so I gave him the big bird.
by Clinker March 7, 2008
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Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.
That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.
by Spaceman Sobchak November 7, 2011
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Angry Bird

A jealous, hateful, crazy psychotic bitch. That has nothing better to do with their time but sit around and plot revenege on the people they imagine have done them wrong.
She just an Angry Bird, she got a problem with everybody including herself.
by kiki1977 March 27, 2013
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Feed the Birds

"Feed the Birds" was a beautiful song in the musical/movie Mary Poppins, a famous 1964 Disney film. It is about a poor old lady who spends her time trying to feed the poor birds near a cathedral. Meanwhile next door, there is a bank full of people who couldn't care less.

Not made up by Nathan Fillion. Firefly was still a good show though.
But Mary Poppins is beautiful in a way unsurpassed.
Come feed the birds,

Show them you care

And you'll be glad if you do

Their young ones are hungry

Their nests are so bare
by DavidlikesDisney May 13, 2012
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Jelly Bird

1. To float like a jelly fish in the water, only in the air like a bird.

2. Really high.
1. Hell yeah I wanna float like a jelly bird.

2. Man i'm so f%*#ed up, I feel like a jelly bird.
by Slow Dragon February 17, 2004
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