Beans

Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.

Ass: farts

Me: I ate beans earlier!!!!

by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017

Beans

Another name for weed, because of the beanlike shape of individual nugs of weed. It can also be used as a verb - "to bean", or to be "beaned".

"Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans. Yeah Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans", (from the song NAVUZIMETRO#PT2).
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."

by SolidSquared August 4, 2017

Beans

A beans is a cocker spaniel. Say you were walking down the street and you saw a cocker spaniel, one would say LOOK AT THAT LIL BEANS!! Another definition for beans is Money, say you wanted juul toots and someone said "u got a bean" that means u got a dollar. The last definition of Beans is Xanax, one would say "I just popped a bean" or "Im off like three beans".

Look at that Beans!
U gotta a bean?
Im off like 3 beans!

by HoosYourDaddy October 4, 2017

Beanster

A very attractive girl

"Look at that absolute beanster over there"

by Joe2777 May 30, 2018

Beans

When a nigga wanna eat this what he turn to.

Guy in hospital bed, "I ain't feelin so good my nigga." Guy that is looking at other guy, "Eat beans, beans nutritious."

by anonymous399 June 15, 2018

beanzy

Typically a small malaysian male who think he is black. Most often they have a micro penis, and a completly unwarranted confidence in their sporting ability. Constantly makes jokes about other people being virgins all the while he silently believes he will be a virgin until he is 50 years old and has enough money to pay someone for it. Can be very irritating although at times he can be a good bloke.

That guy is such a fucking beanzy aye

by big_dave_6god9_420 May 10, 2018

beans

shortened version of 'cool beans'. subverts typical interpretation of the phrase by interchanging cool with 'beans'

Person 1: are we still watching the film tomorrow?
Person 2: yeah i'll let you know but i gotta settle some shit first
Persob 1: beans. see ya

by Averyreliablesource July 18, 2018