Battle Owl

A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF MY CAT!?!?!?!

BATTLE OWLSS
by The great informer October 04, 2012
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furp battle

Fart and Burp in one word + Battle
Guy: Yo lets do a furp battle!
Another Guy: bro wtf
by breadyy September 25, 2024
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GIF Battle

An activity that involves 2-3 people using gifs to depict a battle on a messaging app like discord.
This is mainly just a roleplay, but you can get creative and write rules for it.

The most basic types of gifs you can use are: Attack gifs (usually of a person shooting a gun or punching) Heal gifs (usually some sort of potion or injection which can heal you if you have taken too many hits) Block gifs (shields, counters, etc. Blocks the opponent's attack.) Flee gifs (most likely a gif of a car driving away for someone running. Avoids the attack and leaves open some space to heal.) AND FINALLY... death gifs (someone in a grave, in a hospital bed, or a casket. Used to tell the opponent that you have died and lost the fight.)

Essentially, you just "fight" until someone decides to die and give the other person the win.
Can't write an example because you can't use gifs in this box. "should include the word being defined" okay urban dictionary. Fine. GIF Battle
by pur_pl8 March 03, 2023
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battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"
by S1cknxss November 07, 2023
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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
by March 05, 2023
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That’s so battle

When u see somethingEPIC it’s so battle tbh
Person 1, “wow did you see that”
Person 2, “ yeah that’s so battle
by Stevensoneverlee April 07, 2022
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