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basketball

A sport that sucks.its boring.everyone crys rivers.mostly black people play it because they are good they are good because theycan jump shoot and steal in perfect harmony.
basketball player: want to play basketball

me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more

me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying
by basketballsucks June 29, 2010
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basketball

A sport where black people run, shoot and steal. Just as if they were still in the ghettoes of Atlanta "Da A-T-L". Also a "sport" that the boys play while the men are playing hockey. Requires no skill what-so-ever,and the players whine about only making 70 million dollars in a season. Commonly called a sport, but in reality is not.
Ex. 1 -
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!

Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.
by D-Drizzle Money April 15, 2008
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baskie

basketball

there is a word called 'footie',which is another informal term for football. So there goes 'baskie', for basketball
by baskie-fan October 22, 2006
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Easter Basket

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.
Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"
by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010
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poon basket

That hottie has one tight poon basket.
by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005
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Basket Case

A male who is insecure with the size of his genitals (basket).

This insecurity tends to result in unnecessary confrontations, usually when alcohol is involved.
Male: What's up big guy?

Basket case: I'm not your guy fucko. *quiet sobs*
by Ugly Freedom March 20, 2011
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basketball

Yo ma niggas lets go play sum basketball.
by bRANdd0N June 6, 2009
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