Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019

Bonnie Berkin

Noun; A person who acts nice apon meeting then becomes a total backstabbing bitch.

That girl is a Bonnie Berkin

by ..abskao December 2, 2019

visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

Carole Baskin

Carole Baskin (adj.) A woman who fucks you over for your money. A gold digger/murderer.

Originating from the reality show Tiger King in which a woman allegedly feeds her husband to tigers to keep his millions.

She went Carole Baskin on his ass

by Kiara.k.Gray April 16, 2020

Carole Baskin

A bitch who lives in Florida and killed her husband.

Also another way to call someone a crazy bitch.

Anything that goes wrong in life it is here fault.

Ex 1: Don: You're such a carole baskin.

carole baskin: *feeds him to tigers.*
Ex 2: Dave: Dude your gf is such a carole baskin somethings.
Rob: whoa true but I am not trying to die.
Ex 3: Bob: Shit broke my phone. Fuckin carole baskin did it.

by Anti baskin April 17, 2020

Carole Baskin

Killed her husband

"Carole Baskin killed her husband, whacked him. Can't convince me that it didn't happen."

by ewie_ren April 27, 2020

Carole Baskin

Killed her husband, whacked him. Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen. Fed him to the tigers, they snackin.

Person: Do you think Carole Baskin murdered her husband?
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by Gods_Assistant May 6, 2020