anus gage

Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying

Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!

by NaughtyNature March 6, 2016

Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .

yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .

by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016

Anus cake

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

Anus-Art

The nonsense of randomly drawn faces, love notes, and genitals in middle school bathroom stalls.

Dude there are numerous peices of anus-art in the bathroom; even though the year has just started!

by I Find Fart Jokes Funny September 24, 2016

anus mcflackus

Making a puppet from dry or chapped butt cheeks.

During a night of intense sexaul exploration. I decided to introduce my girl to life long friend, Anus McFlackus.

by Anus McFlackus June 18, 2016

ANUS

Annual Net Usage Statistics (Friends Reference)

"The ANUS is in... and it's ugly"

by -Apersonyoudontknow May 12, 2016

anus blower

Anus blower: A leafbower-type of sex toy that you put up the anus

and use to blow everything around it can also be used to inflate the stomach like a balloon. May cause serious injury without the proper amount of lube applied

Guy #1"Dude, she's so into me, she even let me use an anus blower"
Guy #2"On her or on yourself?" Guy #1"What do you think?" Guy #2"Dude I leterally see the tear streaks"

by The anus blower June 3, 2016