e-tard

someone who does way too much E.

holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!

by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008

tard sandwich

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.

"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"

by c0p December 11, 2018

Shaq-Tarded

When one is as retarded as a guy shaq's size.

That guy isn't just dumb he's Shaq-Tarded!

by Tree sock May 7, 2009

tard smile

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

by icykittykat February 27, 2011

Diesel Tard

Fat retarded looking person.

Guy 1: look at him hes huge
Guy 2: yea hes a Diesel Tard.

by Paully Bleeker October 31, 2008

Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 13, 2010

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016