allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah

muslim chanting before detonation

The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.

by blacknigerian April 16, 2009

alabama taco

An alabama taco is were a man opens the girls vaginal canal and poops in it leaving a taco looking thing

Hey guys I just gave my girlfriend an alabama taco it felt so good.

by johnathan russell January 11, 2012

Alabama Uncle

The man you think you know and trust, 'til he rapes you up the butt

Travis: I thought my uncle Pat was so cool before

Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..

by tmoult20 June 10, 2010

Alabama Upchuck

When a drunk and disorderly person goes down on their partner and throws up on their partner's genitals

Yo, how did it go with that chick last night, did you bang her?
Nah, she was upset and left early after I gave her an Alabama Upchuck

by x_Z$_x January 27, 2011

Alabama breathalyser

When you have to give a cop a blowjob to get out of going to jail.

To keep from going to jail Melanie has to give an Alabama breathalyser.

by Jayblack81 April 1, 2011

Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote September 6, 2013

Alabama Meatball

An Alabama Meatball is the result of when a person consumes a large quantity of human hair and fecal matter, and then regurgitates the mixture in a rough, spherical shape.

No ma, I wont be needin' supper. My boyfriend whipped me up a couple Alabama Meatballs.

by Captain Virginia March 11, 2014