Mask Velcro

the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.

“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”

by holmesd January 25, 2021

Masking

When someone sends more than one message in social media (Whatsapp, Facebook, Instagram etc.) at one time to mask that they are messaging someone else. This is also used when reading or replying.

My wife was on Whatsapp for 2 minutes but only send me a two word reply, I'm sure she is masking

by lyingslag October 27, 2020

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

Mask App

Slang for the popular LGBTQ+ hookup app Grindr

A: So how'd you spend your summer?

B: Oh, I mostly just slept and scrolled through the Mask App every once in a while.

A: Ah...

by MrWhatsHisFace July 27, 2023

FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!

When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask

Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*

Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"

Just gonna fight this kid over at control...

some moments later.... "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022

Surgical mask

blue disposable face coverings you see discarded everywhere in parking lots

I ran over several surgical masks as I exited the target parking lot.

by Smallbutfierce December 11, 2020

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025