the clap

a kinder, less-harsh way of saying someone has had sex so many times they probably have aids

Person 1-"Bro her body count is 37 and she's only 15"
Person 2- "Holy shit, she probably got the clap

by brickanny April 6, 2025

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The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.

Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.

by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020

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clap

Clap is away of telling you friends that they are dicks most of the time

girl:she was being a huge clap today at school
boy: yeah, she was acting like dickkkkkkk

by Qwertny September 7, 2017

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Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

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Oi m8, i can’t see ya no more ya gf clapped an’ i vomit for time when i see her ugly ass clapped head!

Translation from Youthspeach: Oi, friend, I am sorrry but I cannot see you anymore because your girlfriend is clapped and I throw up every time I see her very ugly, clapped face!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

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