can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005

Coke can man

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.

He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.

by The girl down the street December 27, 2004

Canadian Can Job

The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.

My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!

by Sportstop October 31, 2008

Trash Can Prostitute

A very disgusting woman who looks like she lives in a trash can; a hooker who works/ lives in a trash can; a reference to someone who is gross and seems like they "get around".

Person 1: "That lady on the corner looks nasty!"
Person 2: "Yeah. What a trash can prostitute."

by Dracunofly November 6, 2011

One Can Stan

Person with low alcohol tolerance; a lightweight.

Dude, are you drunk already? What are you, man? A one can Stan?

by GypziEyez September 17, 2016

can we hit

Usually placed before a like goal

YouTuber: Guys can we hit 5k likes?
5 year old: YES!!!!
Youtuber: *continues video*

by IceStoneVulpix December 6, 2019

last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.

"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"

by gurnard February 13, 2009