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your mom

me: hey, can i go over to your house.
friend: why???
me: to bang your mom
by anonymous October 13, 2021
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If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.
by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021
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Your mom is used at a joke (sometimes people say it to tell u like “ur mom is here.”) People make your mom jokes whenever someone asks a question and no one answers, like: “what do we have to work on?” “ur mom.” People find those jokes really funny- but if the person you make the your mom joke on doesn’t have a mom then it’s really awkward. So make sure they have a mom…
“Heather, what does the whiteboard say? I can’t read it.” “your mom” *laughing* “No but seriously what does it say?”
by goose624 October 16, 2021
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The best woman in bed, and I know cause I was in that bed with her.
by culurful October 16, 2021
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by Bleached_lemon October 18, 2021
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your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish
jimmy is your mom
by your mum definetion October 18, 2021
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The best comeback to any situation. The phrase “your mom” can be used in literally scenario. The lest context the better. Using this phrase makes you instantly cool and people usually dont know how to respond so its also a great way to end a conversation.
- “Hey Candice did you here what happened to your cat?”: “your mom 😎”

- “what was all that noise?”: “your mom 😎”
- “your so dumb”: “your mom 😎”
- “bruh what is that?”: “your mom 😎”
by CandiceSaidSo October 19, 2021
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