you're

A word following an adjective towards someone.

toxic guy 1: your so dumb >:)
victim: you're*
toxic guy 1: *is offended*

by TwistXL September 6, 2022

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

You're Gayer

This is a reversed attack, to the normal "You're gay."

The person using this comeback is usually, definitely, the actual "gayest," by using logic.

1: You're gay.

2: Yeah, but you're gayer.

by goosemilkandcateggs March 19, 2022

You're my iris

The feeling of deep love and affection someone has for you that the person would give up forever just to touch you (based off the song iris by the goo goo dolls)

Boy: hey girl, you're my iris
Girl: awww youd give up forever just for me?
Boy: yea

by Mike Graves October 21, 2025

you're cracked

A figurative language to describe someone who is insanely good or talented (usually at a videogame).

sheesh dude you're cracked at this playing this character

by gnome cucker April 7, 2024

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023