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Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
by FreddyCask May 16, 2011
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Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"
by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011
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throner boner

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015
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Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.
Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.
by theindiearmy August 13, 2011
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Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex
You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!
by JesusK5609 July 6, 2016
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toe boner

Where your toe cramps up and gets hard
My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!
by Fancygirl1234 June 9, 2016
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boner bruise

that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner
Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."
by britkav July 18, 2012
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