windowsaurus

An endagered subspieces of human kind who still use Windows as their choice of operating system.

- Did you see John, he should've gotten Linux or Mac years ago.
- What a windowsaurus.

by seebbix April 6, 2010

Windowcondomphobia

The fear of having a condom shot through your car window while stopped at a red light.

"Dude, one time I was at a red light and a condom came flying through my window. Ever since then I had Windowcondomphobia.

by WalrusFace:3 July 15, 2011

Windows

An operating system unable to take any abuse by the user and crashes about 5 months after the computer is bought and internet has been surfed.

My windows is so slow

by huggybear4sh August 3, 2007

Window

The space of time in which your butt hole is open and ready to crap. All that is needed is to relax.

Dude, I really gotta crap. I'm already on my 3rd window and I don't think this one is going to close

by xxbigmikexx August 27, 2008

windshield wiper

The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.

On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!

by ABC Maryland May 1, 2006

Windows

only crashes because people are too retarded to use it

what the hell it crashed ??? why???

cause your a dumbass

by a fag December 8, 2003

window shopping

A slang phrase for the act of having sexual intercourse. The phrase is mostly used by teens talking openly to each other about having sex while disguising the true meaning of the phrase from their parents or other eavesdroppers.

Do you remember that guy I dated last year? We totally went window shopping together. It was great.

by candycakes23 April 9, 2009