windowgender

being fucking transparent lmfao

"yo im windowgender" "wtf is that bullshit stfu"

by richbro69420 June 27, 2022

Windows Whistler

The beta version of Windows XP
Originally from Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey, Windows Whistler is the beta version of windows that lasted from 2000-2001. It was worked on for only 1 year. But that does not mean that Windows XP is Windows Whistler. How? Well, as I said near the beginning, Windows Whistler was made because Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey was formed together.

Fun fact: Windows Whistler is the Beta version of Windows XP.

by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon September 5, 2022

Window Bean

Someone's who glued a baked bean onto a glass window.

Jimmy is a window bean

by PickleRick9696 November 21, 2022

Windowless

(of a room) having no windows.

A windowless bathroom.

by Koria Cousley March 5, 2023

Windgardium Fartiosa

This levitation charm is the incantation used by witches and wizards to either fly or levitate by the winds of their anuses. The caster mutters the incantation and points their wand before farting in public and taking to the skies. It is one of the first spells taught to the students of Hogwarts, but it was originally concepted by GilstrapTV as a takeoff from the phrase "Windgardium Leviosa" from which he constructed the idea.

*points wand*

"Windgardium Fartiosa!"

*farts and jumps looking upward*

*prances away*

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023

Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023