May 17

The day you randomly hug your crush. make sure they dont know its goin to happen

Crush: sitting normally...
Person : hugs their crush
Crush : what is it?
Person: May 17

by randomuserbitches May 16, 2022

15th of may

On the 15th of may you can ask for anything

P1: Hey, what do you want to eat?
P2: The whole menu
P1: 15th of May?
P2:YES

by IneedAtree May 14, 2018

May 18

You Are the Best person in the world and the coolest everyone loves you no matter what they say Ok? So Happy birthday! People wish to be as beautiful as You so congragulate ur self especially if your name is Angel

My birthday is may 18

Really?

Yeah!

I love You!

by Luischico123456789 January 25, 2022

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

May 17th

National give head to every gender you see

Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first

by 69_420unkwonkuser May 1, 2022

may 2nd

the day the best couple got together:)) and will be together forever no matter what:))

its may 2nd, the day the best couple got together

by imcorrectsostfu October 7, 2021

May 5

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/

Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.

by Anti404 January 13, 2022