Waylon

The most retard person you’ll ever meet

Waylon you are stupid

by Reeeere December 7, 2018

covered wagon

when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.

I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm

by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005

Jack Wagon

A wagon full of people jerking off playing soggy biscuit

Evan, Dryden, and jack were playing playing jack wagon in the cotton fields

by Eevaann October 31, 2018

Wayne Wooney

Player on Manchester United.

Wayne Wooney would of scored that.

by Wayne Wooney August 19, 2010

john wayned

Getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). The cheapest way to get a kill since your opponent has no idea where you are and does not have a chance to fight back.

WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.

by T. Smizzle August 20, 2006

Douche Wagon

The Toyota Prius.

Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.

by Better Than That March 1, 2011

Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

by Gordon Steward January 5, 2004