by Tom Foreskin cheggwalk edition February 25, 2019
Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
by dyejmdac January 22, 2019
A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbation - flexibly encompassing solo, mutual, and partner performance fellatio.
This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.
This phrase is dually used to outline a power dynamic. That is to say, obediently walking a peacock not in your charge implies passivity and an absence of individual agency whereas having one's peacock walked symbolizes dominance.
by Zeze.X February 24, 2018
A person male or female who has achieved/accomplished many things, that people take note of. A person who often has a lot on their "metaphorical plate", and involves themselves in many activities. One who tends to have a prestine background or work incredibly hard.
I cannot believe she volunteers at the hospital, has the presidential service award and has 300 hours of community service. Man, that girl Avery is a Walking Resumè.
by Datwotwats June 02, 2016
by Ittouchy February 01, 2008
by NO4H_18 October 21, 2019
she's so hot she's a walking wetpatch
by urbane two wheeler August 24, 2011