Free Willie

To have sex without a condom

"Thou other day Thine havist participated in fornication Joselean"
"Did thoust go Free Willie?"
"Indeed thine did"

by Dr. Prof. Tall Hat, MD. January 30, 2012

willy nilly

impotent

Julie told Nickie that her boyfriend Danny was "willy nilly". and couldnt get hard.

by da Wordman October 30, 2003

Wet Willie

A joke some people play at parties. It consists of poking your finger first into your own mouth and then into your "friend"'s ear. It was originated on the "SpongeBob SquarePants" cartoon show. SpongeBob played it on Patrick Star.

Patrick: "Did you stick your tongue in my ear, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "No, Patrick--I gave you a Wet Willie!"

Patrick: "Oh, okay. I thought you were doing something gross!"

by Rank Frank March 28, 2012

willy nilly

Willy nilly = perforce = involuntarily inevitable = of necessity

After making that public statement, Boris was driven willy-nilly to support of the candidate.

by 86podpeople October 21, 2003

ecoli willy

when having anal intercourse with a male or female, pull penis out of anal cavity and insert into ear cavity. thus giving subject an ecoli willy.

ecoli willy (noun) after i fucked tiffany in the butt, I pulled my dick out and stuck it in her ear giving her an ecoli willy

by buttbummer January 6, 2012

Willy whipped

The act of smacking someone with your willy/cock/penis. Usually done to assert dominance over another, it is meant to leave a mushroom shaped mark and should always be used if a bitch owes you money.

I willy whipped him for not paying me back.

My boyfriend got willy whipped so I broke up with him.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 12, 2014

Willie Wonka

A Willie Wonka is the act of dipping ones penis in chocolate and then having an overweight person perform oral sex on you.

"Hey man! Did you Willie Wonka that fat chick last night? Bet she liked that..."

by Kireotick October 19, 2017