My Life Is Piggy Whipped

My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

water whipping

cooking crack

im in the kitchen water whipping

by gmg2k6 December 27, 2009

Whipdog

A wannabe wrestler who behaves like an overgrown boy! Unattractive, trifling, and idiotic! Yuck!

Fake actors and crappy sports entertainers name themselves Whipdog! Lmbo! What's my name?!

by Ken Wyatt Pearson August 28, 2017

whipping it out

removing ones dick from their pants in a very quick manner

that loser always whips it out at random times

by screwster May 14, 2005

whippin' tits

If someone is whippin' tits, they are accomplishing their goals in an efficient manner, aka kicking ass and possibly taking names.

"I am really whippin' tits on this homework."
"Can't believe you got that floor laid so quickly, you must have really been whippin' tits."

by whippintitssinceought8 April 23, 2015

whipsunk

Definitely tipsy on the verge of drunk

I’m not drunk bitch. I’m just whipsunk bitch

by Citygirlsontheblock June 28, 2019

Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018