Kog Nuts

A man with a massive penis and loves to wear racoon hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money.

Oh man look at that Kog nuts I really need to see that racoon hat collection of his. I want to be exactly like him

by IDon'tLike October 07, 2016

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Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017

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Nut Whisper

When you are fucking a girl and you secretly nut inside of her but she doesn't know and only finds out when it's too late.

Yo how was your night with Sarah?

Dude it was amazing! I even managed to pull off a nut whisper!

by LemonSkittlz January 08, 2018

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nut swabbbin

When one woman swipes her tongue across to men's nuts in a side-to-side motion during oral sex.

Becky is a catch, she is the best at nut swabbbin.

by All laced up March 24, 2017

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Tang Nuts

When you get a little poontang from a chick with a wet, but smelly, puss and the smell lingers on your ball sack for days. Usually discovered inadvertently by scratching one’s sack after the dirty deed.

Whew nasty. Smell my fingers. What the hell is that? Muh tang nuts braaaahhh.

Rachel’s nasty gash gave me tang nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

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