She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.
I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.
When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.
When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
by BungusChungus June 1, 2018
Get the Dump A Nut mug.When masturbating, a guy might ejaculate into his own belly button. Thus giving clean-up a very great obstacle. (Mostly for someone with an inny) Once you think you have gotten all of the semen out of your bellybutton, you reach a little farther, only to discover there is much much more “belly nut”.
Dude, I nutted into my belly button last night and it took me forever to get it all out. My belly nut was so far in there!
by Manwhyamihere June 4, 2018
Get the belly nut mug.Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
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Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.
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