The act of one sneaking behind a female and placing your fingers in that female's gooch. Follow by a quick traces of your way to the cooch. Yelling phrases such as "Surprise" "G-g-g-g-coooooch!" is optional. Act can be non-sexual but if you really want that coochie try it. Will it fail? Nah trust me ;).
Blake gooch-to-cooched me the other day. I cussed him out but i secretly wanted his penis.
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by the goochcoocher October 10, 2011
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Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.
Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.
Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.
Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.
Our lass has the painters in, so tonight we're Going to Barnsley
My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley
My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley
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Simply put, things get worse and worse and don't seem to get better.
Simply put, things get worse and worse and don't seem to get better.
The virus is killing millions of people and thousands of people got laid off. I hate to tell you this but things going to hell in a handbasket.
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As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."
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