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Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole
John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .
by The defining man July 20, 2025
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Redneck

Being redneck ain’t just wearing camo, driving a big ass truck, and listening to country music. Being a redneck is about loyalty and respect. Rednecks also don’t only listen to country, we listen to rock and rap too. And it also ain’t driving a huge ass truck. What about the rednecks who drive $1200 Hondas and New Edge Mustangs? They exist too. And ah yes camo, it also ain’t only camo. We wear Jordans, Under Armour shirts, North Face, Columbia, and basically everything else. Don’t be a fake redneck who has a gay looking jacked up haircut. Be a real redneck.
Bahaha! Look at Ryan😂 Thinks he’s a redneck just because he has that jacked up haircut and posts Snapchat stories with his shirt off.
by Yippie kay yay December 29, 2020
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Redneck

talks with a country accent, likes to hunt and fish, likes mudding, listens to country or rap music, lifted truck, rebel flag flying from your truck, likes to party, gets drunk a lot, dates a lot o whores, a redneck is basically a country thug.
The redneck got pulled over because his tires were too big, his music was too loud, and the confederate flag he was flying offended all the niggers driving down the road.
by Layton wllhite June 2, 2018
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Rednecks

Sad to say it’s a gorgeous area but Viroqua is an Inbred cesspool
Viroqua area is an inbred cessspool full of illiterate rednecks
by Jumbos80 August 14, 2021
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Redneck

“The perfect yee yee redneck”
This is a Zach bass redneck situation
by Detelitenick October 21, 2022
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Redneck

Aint nothin wrong with a bit of cousin fuckin
Redneck 's often live in the south of the U.S.A.
by Jonas Valanciunas August 6, 2018
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redneck

usually lives in clanton alabama, drives a white truck, has longer hair than his momma, wears duck unlimted shirts, and has a CB whip on the back of there truck
That boy dakota st.john is a redneck.
by kglenn March 15, 2017
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