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Hitting a House

What happens to idiot longboarders who don't know how to stop when they find a culdesac.
Longboarder #1: "Duddeeeee, did you see Ian's face? He had a neck brace and everything. What happened?"

Longboarder #2: "Lol, I taped the tard hitting a house yesterday. It'll be on Youtube later."
by wordMunzter May 9, 2011
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coyote house

A house or abandoned building that houses smuggled immigrants for a small fee, most popular in U.S border states like Arizona, California, and Texas
"I need to go pick up my sister, she's waiting for me at the Coyote house."
by pufferfishpenguin November 27, 2019
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Ghost House

That thing where there are Boos everywhere and it’s kinda difficult to find the exit and it brings you on step closer to fucking Princess Peach.
Oh shit, it’s a Ghost House!”
by PlotagonRocks August 29, 2020
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Goat house

The goat house is located in Telford PA. This place is where Pabst Blue Ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. Clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. What could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? Ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime... the balcony. What better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!
Person 1: yo dawg you going to the goat house?
Person 2: there will be thots and pbr there!
by Bmaccccc June 15, 2017
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holland house

Sussex University halls, based in Brighton. Right on the seafront. A place of beauty accentuated by a large intake of drugs and cheap wine from Budgens. Inhabitants can often be seen in local hotspots such as the aforementioned Budgens, the Brunswick, Grubbs or most often on the local beach. On mushrooms. Screaming 'the BABYLONS ARE HERE!'. Those who have lived in Holland House see it as a training school for future geniuses and/or hookers. Home to a thousand fantastic quotes.
'I'd go in my mums pubes if it was free!'
'Is this microwave made of organic materials?'
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'Cos when you're dead THERE'S NO COMING BACK.'
'I'm going to do so many drugs for my birthday, there's a strong chance I'll die.'
by MollyGenevieve May 13, 2005
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Centurion House

A house which contains students that play Centurion most, if not all of the time.
Person 1: You know that blue house down the road?
Person 2: Yeah, thats the Centurion house.
by gfinch January 5, 2010
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House Anglo

House Anglos are these wretched Lib-Dem supporting middle class types jerking each other off over how right they are on brexit, masks and how everything isn’t their fault.

They use words like gammon and cockwomble and in general they're the most domesticated people you'll ever find. These are the same people who’s idea of “British culture” is just being a timid pussy who can’t deal with any amount of social conversation and drinking tea.

The very worst of sheltered Guardian readers who exist in this world of Waterstones pop-history and whatever pseudo-rebel moment is popular like Extinction Rebellion
"James Felton is such a House Anglo"
by NeoTrueLevellerGang January 18, 2021
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